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Some of you have been enjoying banter with me on Twitter.

Never one to be overly concerned about convention or even taste, I recently mentioned that I was considering ending it all on my upcoming birthday, which caused a little concern.

This gave us the idea of running a poll – how would you like me to end it all? NB: results are advisory, not binding.

Thank you for the kind messages regarding the recent eye operation.

 

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My video download website Headcast has had a makeover and is wearing a beautiful new suit, as well as two new videos. We launched it quietly earlier on this week for fans and friends, who gave us some great feedback via our survey, and helped us improve the site before we opened the doors to the rabid hordes.

Thanks for that, everyone, it really helped us to help you, as the saying goes.

The most popular response to the question asking what alternative career I should take up was Tour Guide, which just pipped Priest / Guru.

Alright then, everyone gather round, the coach is leaving in five minutes.

 

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I’m very pleased to see that the truly excellent value John Cleese (that’s me) Nigerian Lottery is open for business.

Various things you need to know:

1. It’s not necessarily got anything to do with Nigeria
2. There is no gambling of any kind involved
3. You will receive emails from me and my minions
4. Some of these will include special offers that you’ll only get if you’ve signed up.

There you are, childishly simple. Even I could do it.

Here’s the link.