Category Archives: blog

Rescued from Norway

You may have read in the news that the Norwegians recently attempted to trap me by paying the Icelanders to burn parts of their country in order to spread a cloud of airborne debris across Europe, thus closing all the … Continue reading

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John’s Birthday

Wishing you a very happy 70th Birthday, John! Love from The Minions. Click here to see your Twitter birthday wishes from Twitter followers. image: / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

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Birthday Suicide Poll

Some of you have been enjoying banter with me on Twitter. Never one to be overly concerned about convention or even taste, I recently mentioned that I was considering ending it all on my upcoming birthday, which caused a little … Continue reading

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The John Cleese Nigerian Lottery

I’m very pleased to see that the truly excellent value John Cleese (that’s me) Nigerian Lottery is open for business. Various things you need to know: It’s not necessarily got anything to do with Nigeria There is no gambling of … Continue reading

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Caption Correction

Here’s the page with the Telegraph’s wrong picture credit.

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Twitter – The Movie

Today I started work on, and indeed completed, my very latest movie. I’m delighted that the script came in at a mere 85 characters – a triumph for brevity. I’m now finishing the sequel, “A World of Cheese” which will … Continue reading

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Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Jimmy was a charming host and I loved doing the show.

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Not Yet Fried

Thank you for all the well-wishers who recently expressed concern about my black eye. It was of course merely make up applied for last Wednesday’s Prince Charles bash, which by now you’ve possibly seen on the TV – not that … Continue reading

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iPhone, uPhone

We love gadgets in this house, and so whilst we’re preparing the next two episodes of Headcast for release this side of Christmas, along with some other festive goodies, we’re making our websites iPhone gorgeous. This is a combined … Continue reading

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Longer version of the US Election interview

Well, aw shucks, doncha know, they are still making more versions of this interview..

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