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You may have read in the news that the Norwegians recently attempted to trap me by paying the Icelanders to burn parts of their country in order to spread a cloud of airborne debris across Europe, thus closing all the airports. It took me a while to get to the bottom of it, but eventually [...]
Wishing you a very happy 70th Birthday, John! Love from The Minions. Click here to see your Twitter birthday wishes from Twitter followers. image: http://www.flickr.com/photos/robbrooks/ / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0
Some of you have been enjoying banter with me on Twitter. Never one to be overly concerned about convention or even taste, I recently mentioned that I was considering ending it all on my upcoming birthday, which caused a little concern. This gave us the idea of running a poll – how would you like [...]
I’m very pleased to see that the truly excellent value John Cleese (that’s me) Nigerian Lottery is open for business. Various things you need to know: It’s not necessarily got anything to do with Nigeria There is no gambling of any kind involved You will receive emails from me and my minions Some of these [...]
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