Comments on: Rescued from Norway

By: cmL

cmL — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 20:25:26 +0000

I’m in shock, so much planning and so much annoyans to try and keep you here, and you get out! WE WANT MORE THEN JUST SOME SHOWS AND YOUR VOICE ON OUR GPS!!! Dude, we got oil cash! come back!

By: VikingRune

VikingRune — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 18:35:00 +0000

Okay, so I guess you guys have done it. You got a Norwegian on your back.
I’m Norwegian… a real one… in Canada… Yes, we keep ourself up North. Anyway, You cannot blame us for trying to keep Mr. Cleese in Norway. How would you feel if Elvis dropped by?… “Hi” and “Goodbye” I think not…

By: Lee Taylor

Lee Taylor — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:59:27 +0000

With respect… you have posted a photo of yourself (apparently from your school days, what we in the States would refer to as a Bar_mitzvah picture.) In said photo, your ears are sticking out in a most prominent fashion! In more recent photos and video, these are clearly firmly retracted against your skull. Query: Did you spend some of your vast wealth on cosmetic, ear-pinning surgery OR has your head grown so incredibly FAT that the previously-existing gaps between your ears and head have been overtaken? – Yours, with affection.

By: annika merchant

annika merchant — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 10:21:26 +0000

It is a long time since you posted and so John you are probably home by now since its August. Elk is good marinated if you must eat it but frankly leave it alive is best. Regarding this subject why not see my painting- Feeding The Children- at http://konstsian.blogspot.com
greetings from Annika Tas

By: mslorax425

mslorax425 — Thu, 13 May 2010 12:50:13 +0000

a moose once bit my sister…

By: zach.s

zach.s — Sun, 09 May 2010 00:00:23 +0000

Just watched your Norwegian interview. I sympathize with your alimony issues. Have you ever considered, as a solution, dating a stalker instead? They’re often quite keen on funding their end of the relationship.

By: Jhim

Jhim — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 07:14:35 +0000

Just to say – Elk is really quite nice if done properly.

By: stoNa

stoNa — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 07:36:48 +0000

It’s the Spanish Inquisition all over again.

By: kjellhugo

kjellhugo — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:04:08 +0000

Enjoyed seeing you on the Skavlan show, welcome back any time! For anyone who prefers Norwegian subtitles (10% different from Swedish!), look here: http://www1.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/629417

By: droabs

droabs — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:34:14 +0000

Hey Cleese!

Is it possible for you to call a friend of me to say happy birthday tomorrow? He is a norwegian viking and a big fan of your tall person. Please send me a mail at joakim.markussen@gmail.com and I will send you his number. I guess you have nothing else to do this days, so you should be very lucky to get this appointment.

By: ComoKate

ComoKate — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:12:48 +0000

Ouch! You poor thing; hope , at least, the journey home was a positive adventure!

By: AmandaSo

AmandaSo — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:25:43 +0000

Trapped. In the hell hole that is Oslo, Norway. The horror. Thank God you survived. Here. Have a lemur.

By: wizzardprang

wizzardprang — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:55:29 +0000

Loved the interview. Glad you made it back to the UK and the tour can go on!

By: mrsthing

mrsthing — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:54:25 +0000

I haven’t seen the interview yet. But I’m glad you were able to get home, and in such style! Very cool-looking bus. I had pictured you cramped in a taxi-cab for 931 miles. I’ve got a high-school aged friend who’s still stuck in Italy. Her mom is worried, but I bet she’s having the time of her life. The hotel is putting her up for the duration.

By: Lozzykinz

Lozzykinz — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:34:24 +0000

Bloody hell! You’ve updated! First time in ages! I only clicked on here because i was bored, didnt expect to see anything new!

Anyway, it’s good to have you home in one piece!

By: woolhead

woolhead — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:59:11 +0000

By the way, the subtitles in the linked video are in Swedish, not Norwegian. Swedish is a completely different language that has got nothing at all to do with Norwegian, except perhaps by 90% of words being almost but not quite identical.

By: Rhiannon

Rhiannon — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 19:28:45 +0000

Well, they did not do a very good job lighting their country on fire. Bloody thing is smoking terribly. Must have used damp fuel…

By: Mrs. Shnookie

Mrs. Shnookie — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:30:00 +0000

I’m so glad you foiled their nefarious schemes. You never know about those bloody Norwegians.

By: Paula_Python

Paula_Python — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:04:44 +0000

Ah, the translater in your interview remember me “The Funniest Joke In The World” isn´t?

By: Paula_Python

Paula_Python — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:00:15 +0000

The trip was longer than the interview. You must answer him in other languaje. Not norwegian not english, just for the reactions.
If you some day travel to the bottom of world (AKA Argentina) we speaking in russian or scotish.

Real message: i saw the interview and can´t words for describe your person. I need many words. And a dictionary. And a good traslater.
Big Hug

By: Marianne

Marianne — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:51:44 +0000

My vision of your return home was contained here:http://diarrheaisland.blogspot.com/2010/04/hey-ash-holes.html

Glad you made it back OK!