Birthday Suicide Poll
Some of you have been enjoying banter with me on Twitter.
Never one to be overly concerned about convention or even taste, I recently mentioned that I was considering ending it all on my upcoming birthday, which caused a little concern.
This gave us the idea of running a poll – how would you like me to end it all? NB: results are advisory, not binding.
Please don’t, I’d miss you
October 7th, 2009 at 3:35 am
I think option six is the best one, lol
October 7th, 2009 at 11:43 am
When my time comes I’m going to do the same. Not sure about when that time is yet…
October 7th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Now, what WOULD the world be like without John Cleese?
I mean, haven’t lost enough geniuses to untimely checkouts? Additionally, my birthday is also on 10-27, and quite frankly I don’t want to know that we lost John on THAT DAY!!
October 9th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I really wouldnt bother yourself with such things yet, I’ve heard death is overrated!
October 9th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Voted.
Palin’s Travels.
Definatly.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
None of the above, John. You should definitely use a banana, or at least a killer raspberry.
Really, hope you have many more birthdays to come, I’m a big fan of yours!
October 13th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Other: Death by cantaloupe.
I wish you’d write those long thoughtful blogs about firemen and London again. The videos are great (well, they’re okay) but long writings by Jack Cheese are just super.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Haaayyyyyy! You can’t go! I haven’t talked or met you yet. But there was this one time when you were in Croatia and I was standing in line next to you for something. Of course my dumb dumb mind decided to not register you and just run along on stupid mode. Later I kinda had that usual “wasnt that John at the line?… Butex!”
So yea if nothing else I would be much obliged if you could make it to Croatia one day for a show. Your humor just shaped my view to the world. Oh and if you must you can bring the whole Monty Phyton crew eh
Oh wait birthday thingy… Arm…
How about taking a dump in a shrubbery! Yea that would work.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 am
DON’T YOU F****NG DARE! please.
October 24th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Why would you end it all now when there are so many amazingly silly people in the world to make fun of?
October 25th, 2009 at 3:06 am
oh come on killing one self on birthdays is soooo 2008
October 27th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
For God’s sake, do a manly suicide.
I vote for death by old age.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
It would only be fitting for you to be chased off a cliff by dozens of hot topless girls.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Sitting in front of a warm fire, whilst smoking a fine cigar and drinking a glass of Veuve Clicquot, just as a 16-ton weight falls from the sky.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:28 am
I’m glad that your dad didn’t saddle you with the name “Jack Cheese”. That might have turned you into a silly person.
Does the BBC carry this show? This comedy troop has obviously watched all of your shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRKuDdHwjqY&videos=3N2OF7B-98s&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1
Trevor is as tall as you are in every way, so the future is in good hands. He was standing in the background speaking out of the side of his mouth this time about how “that’s hardly a formation”.
Keep your eye on this guy.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Very glad you’re still here with us John! But if you really wanted to commit suicide in the most hideously painful and disgusting manner possible, I would suggest getting remarried.
November 7th, 2009 at 5:53 am
Dear Mrs. Nesbit,
It has come to my attention that you will be making an appearance here in San Diego later this month. My beautiful wife (a former Miss India contestant) and I would like to give you a historical tour of San Diego – both as a gift for your birthday and out of my appreciation for your contribution to comedy (and my own entertainment as a youth). My family has resided here since the Spanish expedition of 1769 that resulted in the founding of our fair city and the very birth of California! No one can give you the perspective of America’s Finest City that I can and provide for visiting friends and family. While I have a quarter-century history of digging on all things Pythonian, I can promise you that not only would you thoroughly enjoy seeing San Diego through my/our eyes, but that I would refrain from referring to you as Mrs. Nesbit in the future. I hope to hear from you soon, and a belated happy birthday! I can be contacted through the information in my bio…
November 10th, 2009 at 1:12 am
Well, your tooth fell out already,so I say keep dropping bits off and glueing them back on until you’re just one giant glue blob. Then we’ll simply roll you off with the lemurs.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I voted for the Palin option but have changed my mind. No one should die so horribly.
November 28th, 2009 at 2:34 am
Let God handle those details. Otherwise, if you listen to Nancy Pelosi for a while, “you may laugh yourself into a good coma!”
December 5th, 2010 at 6:19 pm