The John Cleese Nigerian Lottery
I’m very pleased to see that the truly excellent value John Cleese (that’s me) Nigerian Lottery is open for business.
Various things you need to know:
- It’s not necessarily got anything to do with Nigeria
- There is no gambling of any kind involved
- You will receive emails from me and my minions
- Some of these will include special offers that you’ll only get if you’ve signed up.
There you are, childishly simple. Even I could do it.
Thank you to respond my reqest. Luking foreward to youre emails. A pleasure to doing busness along you. Very funny man, you are being.
June 1st, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I signed up, hooray !
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Does it include free offers of Lemon Curry?
June 4th, 2009 at 4:47 am
Oh God…she’s been at the Sherry again…
June 4th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Love the new site – excellent, well done!!
June 4th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Are you related to my long lost uncle, who left me an inheritance of $4,500,000?
June 5th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Oh dear, another of these lottery things. I *suppose* I’ll give you a try, Cleese, but don’t try to solicit any free emails from me! These things cost money, you know!
June 7th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Calling all aspiring cyber-comedians: Buy the hilarious new book “Where Angels Fear to Tread” by Yolanda Pascal. Like a Nigerian scam, I’ll get rich and the jokes’ll be on you.
June 13th, 2009 at 7:53 pm