The John Cleese Nigerian Lottery

I’m very pleased to see that the truly excellent value John Cleese (that’s me) Nigerian Lottery is open for business.

Various things you need to know:

  1. It’s not necessarily got anything to do with Nigeria
  2. There is no gambling of any kind involved
  3. You will receive emails from me and my minions
  4. Some of these will include special offers that you’ll only get if you’ve signed up.

There you are, childishly simple. Even I could do it.

Here’s the link.

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8 Responses to The John Cleese Nigerian Lottery

  1. mrsthing says:

    Thank you to respond my reqest. Luking foreward to youre emails. A pleasure to doing busness along you. Very funny man, you are being.

  2. wendylosangeles says:

    I signed up, hooray !

  3. BobOfTexas says:

    Does it include free offers of Lemon Curry?

  4. Lozzykinz says:

    Oh God…she’s been at the Sherry again…

  5. wendylosangeles says:

    Love the new site – excellent, well done!!

  6. Are you related to my long lost uncle, who left me an inheritance of $4,500,000?

  7. Oh dear, another of these lottery things. I *suppose* I’ll give you a try, Cleese, but don’t try to solicit any free emails from me! These things cost money, you know!

  8. smartnsweet1 says:

    Calling all aspiring cyber-comedians: Buy the hilarious new book “Where Angels Fear to Tread” by Yolanda Pascal. Like a Nigerian scam, I’ll get rich and the jokes’ll be on you.

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