Hannity, calamity….

I hope you are all proud of Jack Cheese’s latest poem being read on Keith Olbermann’s show last night (look on YouTube).

Ode to Sean Hannity

Aping urbanity,
Oozing with vanity,
Plump as a manatee,
Faking humanity,
Intellectual inanity,
Journalistic calamity,
Fox Noise insanity,
You’re a profanity,
Hannity

Enjoy!!!

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6 Responses to “Hannity, calamity….”

  1. chicgeek says:

    Truly a work of poetic art, enhanced by a fine example of performance practice.

    Magnifique!

    October 9th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

  2. ljuvefreya says:

    It was indeed funny, reminded me of a certain rap song by Eminem in its “flow” ;)

    October 9th, 2008 at 10:45 pm

  3. jimdunn says:

    Poor manatees.
    Lovely work. I only wish to hear Mr. Cleese perform this ditty himself. Thanks!

    October 9th, 2008 at 11:06 pm

  4. Lozzykinz says:

    I think he should release this as a rap song. And wear a bit of bling. Gold chains around the neck and those really baggy trousers or (pants) as you American’s like to call them, hanging down his bum bum looking 20 sizes too big for him.

    October 10th, 2008 at 6:13 am

  5. mrsthing says:

    Your talent for finding an exhaustive list of rhyming words is right up there with Weird Al’s and Tom Lehrer’s (mhrip). But weren’t you just on Hannity and Colmes earlier this year, asking questions of focus groups about the Democratic debates?

    October 10th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

  6. cjohnwood says:

    Very accurate! Any chance of some wise words on Mr O’Reilly?

    October 15th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

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